them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
ENTP: Sea Serpent
Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not
Tarus- big head
Gemeni- kind of good looking
Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them
Virgin- cautious and not trusting
Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt
Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot
Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat
Capricon- horny 24/7
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great